Hillary Keeps on Flying

Secretary of State Clinton is always on the go
but exactly why no-one seems to know.
When she sees a nation on a map a trip cannot be resisted
and she's been to some few even knew existed.

Because she did not want to be left at the gate
she had to beat Secretary Albright's total of 98.
She is now up to number one hundred and two
And members of her exhausted entourage are threatening to sue.

In Cleopatra's land Hillary proved she's brave
by telling the Egyptians how to behave.
So no-one was surprised on hearing the news
that they pelted her with tomatoes and shoes.

Before visiting Greece one can only conjecture
she was advised about democracy the Greeks not to lecture.
Could someone persuade the Secretary to her home country travel
and try the unholy mess there to unravel?

What a triumph for Secretary Clinton it would be
if she could clean up Congress in Washington, D.C.
Meanwhile, shouldn't those who about her claim to care
tell Hillary for heaven's sake to cut her hair?

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